" I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there. "

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source: naho-tan, via dietcokesies)

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

(via vodkca)

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via zofro)